Fogma · two products, one weather system

Lose your
background,
your way.

Fogma makes two products. One is software: upload a photo or a video and our engine, KarlNet v4.2, replaces it with San Francisco marine layer. The other is a hill. Both produce the same result. Neither asks you to keep anything you don't need.

*One method requires an upload. The other requires legs.

Product A

Fogma Outdoors

Walk up a hill in San Francisco. Take a photo. Your background is removed by the actual weather. Free, always.

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Product B

Fogma Total

Upload anything, from anywhere. Get back 100% fog: no subject, no background, no leftovers. Now with video.

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Built for: photographers · marketing teams · ecommerce · developers · enterprise (allegedly)

Product A · zero software

Fogma Outdoors

The most minimalist workflow in photography: no install, no subscription, nothing to decide. Just weather.

01

Get to Twin Peaks

Ideally before 9am, ideally a Friday. Karl visits San Francisco's hills most mornings. Twin Peaks is the tallest one people actually bother to climb.

02

Take the photo

Point your camera at whatever you were planning to edit later. Do it now, from up there, before the fog changes its mind.

03

Background: already gone

No upload, no processing, no waiting. The marine layer got there before you did. This is the whole product.

Today's fog forecast

— %

Checking the sky over Twin Peaks…

Computed for San Francisco, just now.

Fogma Outdoors is free. It always has been. It's outside.

Product B · KarlNet v4.2

Fogma Total

Upload a photo or a video. Get back 100% San Francisco marine layer, frame for frame. For people who can't make it to a hill.

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Example input
Output

Example output shown above. Yours will look identical.

Browser extension

Right-click any image on the web. It becomes fog. The site's owner will notice before you do.

Photoshop panel

Lives inside your workspace. Runs the same for-loop, just closer to your other tools.

Desktop app

Processes locally, offline, identically. Fog has never once required Wi-Fi.

API

One endpoint. Every response is the same.

POST /v1/remove
→ { "result": "fog.png" }
A word on minimalism: decluttering a closet is popular. Decluttering an entire photograph is more thorough. If it doesn't spark joy, Fogma Total already removed it, along with everything else in the frame.

Under the hood

Built different. Built foggy.

Six engineering pillars, none of which involve actually removing a background.

01

Neural Edge Detection

Trained on 2.4 million photos of Ocean Beach at 6:47pm. It has never once found an edge. It has found a great deal of grey.

02

Real-Time Processing

Average render time: 11 milliseconds, which is coincidentally also how long it takes fog to roll over Twin Peaks on a bad day.

03

Universal Format Support

Upload a JPG, PNG, HEIC, or RAW file. You will receive exactly one PNG of solid marine layer in return, regardless of input.

04

Enterprise-Grade Privacy

We never store your images on our servers. In practice, we also never look at them. There isn't really a reason to.

05

Video-Ready

Upload a video and KarlNet processes it frame by frame. Every frame becomes fog. There is zero flicker, because every frame matches every other frame perfectly.

06

Absurdly Sustainable

No GPU cluster, no diffusion model, no cooling towers. The entire pipeline is a for-loop that draws grey circles. It runs cooler than the laptop it's on.

The process

Three steps. One outcome.

We kept the pipeline simple so support tickets stay simple too.

01

Upload your file

Product shot, portrait, screenshot of your dog, a short video. KarlNet accepts all of it equally, and treats all of it equally.

02

KarlNet analyzes it

A convolutional-sounding process runs for several seconds. Nothing about your file influences the result.

03

Receive your fog

A soft, grey, photo-realistic rendering of the San Francisco marine layer. Background: gone. Everything else: also gone.

The competitive landscape

Every tool has problems.
Ours are just consistent.

We looked at the rest of the background-removal category so you don't have to.

Attribute Typical background remover Fogma Total
Edge accuracy Leaves a faint grey halo around hair, glasses, and anything semi-transparent. No edges. No hair. No glasses. No halo to speak of.
Video support Re-detects the subject on every cut, flickering between frames. Zero flicker. Every frame is the same fog as the last.
Fine detail Chews through jewelry, wine glasses, and chain-link fences. Also chews through all of that. On purpose, every time.
Consistency Great on photo one, unusable on photo two, no obvious reason why. Identical output on every photo, forever. That's the pitch.
Compute cost Expensive GPU inference, billed per image, per export, per regret. A for-loop and a laptop fan.
A note on sustainability: KarlNet doesn't run a segmentation model or a diffusion model. It runs a loop that draws soft grey circles, which costs roughly as much energy as leaving a laptop screen on. We're calling that carbon neutral until someone with a spreadsheet tells us otherwise.

What customers are saying, allegedly

Real quotes. Fictional people.

★★★★★

"I uploaded a product photo for our launch page. I got back the inside of a golf ball. We shipped it anyway. Conversion is up."

Dana R. — Founder, an e-commerce startup

★★★★☆

"I got to Twin Peaks at 6:40 on a Friday, like the site said. It worked. My background was gone. So, briefly, was my sense of direction."

Marcus L. — Ops Lead, a logistics company

★★★★★

"Support offered me a refund. I said no. The fog is very calming and my team has stopped asking me to fix the deck."

Priya K. — Design Manager, a mid-size agency

Pricing

Pick your density.

Outdoors is free by nature. Total is priced by density. Every plan produces the same output.

Fogma Outdoors: $0, forever, no account. It's outside. Pricing below is for Fogma Total only.

Mist
$0/mo

For those who already have enough.

  • 5 fog exports / month
  • Standard density fog
  • Email support (auto-reply is also fog)
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Whiteout
Custom

For teams that need to explain this to legal.

  • Custom fog SLA
  • Dedicated Karl instance
  • Meteorological liability waiver
Talk to sales

FAQ

Questions, answered honestly.

Does this actually remove backgrounds?

No.

Then what does it do?

It replaces your entire image, subject included, with a soft, grey, photo-realistic rendering of San Francisco fog. This happens regardless of what you upload, and, for Fogma Outdoors, regardless of what you photograph.

Why is the company called Fogma?

The engine is still called KarlNet, after Karl the Fog, San Francisco's beloved and occasionally judgmental marine layer. The company is called Fogma because "Karl Inc." tested poorly with our lawyers. He was not consulted on either name and has not responded to outreach.

Is there really a neural network behind this?

There is a loop that draws soft grey circles on a canvas. We call it KarlNet internally, and in this FAQ, for consistency.

Does Fogma Outdoors actually work?

Yes, weather permitting, which in San Francisco is often, especially in summer. Reliability drops around the holidays, much like everything else.

Can I get my original background back?

Yes. It's called not using this product. Your original file is untouched on your own device.

Does this work on video too?

Yes. KarlNet processes every frame independently and replaces each one with fog. There is no flicker between frames, because every frame is identical.

Is this actually sustainable?

Extremely. There's no model to train and no cluster to run. The entire pipeline is a for-loop, which remains the most sustainable technology available to us.

Is this part of the minimalism trend?

We'd like to think we started it. We did not. We'll take partial credit anyway.

What's your refund policy?

Full refund if the fog fails to clear within 30 days. It will not clear within 30 days. That is the product.

Ready to have less in your life?

You won't remove much. But you'll have a lot less to look at.